Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A Fortunate Mistake

Chef Ronnie of the Burnside Brewing Company has had most of my beverage books the last few weeks. I've been making a few syrups from Fix the Pumps. It's amazing just how much different sodas made with fruits and pure fruit oils taste. Real orange soda is more like Orangina than Orange Crush. And Orange Crush is nothing like the original Crushes which were sodas that contained fresh macerated fruit. Vanilla Cream soda made with pure vanilla extract is much different than the artificial vanillin drek  you find in the soda aisle.

Yesterday I decided to make Bisque, an almond soda with vanilla. A few minutes into the process I discovered the jar on the shelf had cashew pieces, not almond. With a few changes it turned out, well, pretty darned good. Here's the recipe.

 Cashew Syrup
  • 8oz unsalted raw cashews
  • Soda syrup (3:2 sugar to water by weight)
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • Sufficient soda foam
  1. Grind the cashews to a coarse powder
  2. Roast at 450F until the nuts are browned
  3. Boil them in 12 oz of syrup for a few minutes
  4. Strain the mixture into a vessel
  5. Decoct the nuts again with 12 oz more of syrup
  6. Add sufficient syrup to make a quart
  7. Add 1/4 tsp salt to bring out the flavor of the cashews
  8. Strain or filter into bottles
  9. Serve 1-2 oz "solid" in a 12 oz glass 
Those Damned Cashew Patties That Jumped Out of the Fridge and Attacked Me
  • Cashew residue from Cashew Syrup
  1. Form into thin 2" diameter patties on a non-stick baking sheet
  2. Bake at 350F for 20 minutes
  3. Cool on racks

Recipes for things to drink

I've been doing a few more beverages lately. After making your own you realize just how bland and nasty most mass-produced soda really is.

There are a few standouts. The local pizza chain Hot Lips makes its own fruit sodas. Water, juice, sugar, vanilla, and that's it. For the most part the commercial product is nasty.

I've found a few more good books. The definitive guide is The Dispenser's Formulary: 2500 Tested Recipes. The Formulary was the early 20th century standard for soda jerks from extracting essences to making sandwiches to twenty nine varieties of banana split. Thumbing through it gives you an idea of how far much craft we've lost.

Other favorites include John Hull Brown's 1966 Early American Beverages, Alice Cook Brown's Early American Herb Recipes and Helen Watkey's Prohibition era On Uncle Sam's Water Wagon: 500 Recipes for Delicions Drinks Which Can be Made at Home. A stroll through Google Books turns up dozens. Beverage, brewing and distillery books are obvious choices. Old cookbooks included many more potables than we use today. Some of them are a bit odd. Some are excellent.

The real surprise were confectionary and parfumerie manuals. It should be obvious that , brewing, cooking, candy-making and perfume overlap. It's not apparent centuries later just how much they did. Parfumiers made pastilles. Confectioners made drinks. Cooks dabbled in both crafts. Households had still-rooms. In many ways recent research in food pairings such as the VCF database are a a more scientifically rigorous return to this tradition.

A couple of more recent books of note are Cindy Renfrow's A Sip Through Time: A Collection of Old Brewing Recipes and Darcy O'Neill's Fix the Pumps.

ASTT is a historical survey of beverages with recipes from Ancient Greek Hypocras to 18th century brandies and syllabubs. The variety of recipes is astounding. Some of them are a bit difficult to decipher. Many of them are excellent. Some, like egg, milk and wine drink which starts with milking your cow directly into the pot in front of the guests require a little creative modification. Most important, Ms. Renfrow is trained as a botanist. She untangles the archaic and sometimes contradictory plant names and provides systematic designations, basic botany and traditional uses. Most importantly, she gives clear warnings about ingredients which we now know to be dangerous.

Darcy O'Neill is more bartender than scientist. His researches into cocktails and beverages have led him down some very interesting byways including Fix the Pumps. The book  is part history of the soda fountain and manual with recipes and isntructions in the basic skills of the soda jerk. His company Extinct Chemical sells the book along with Acid Phosphate and Lactart solutions, essential ingredients for many older recipes.

Those who are interested in stronger drink should look at the Amphora Society, supplier and information resource for the small distilling industry. They publish Volodmir Pavliuchuk's Cordial Waters: A Compleat Guide to the Ardent Spirits of the World. Cordial Waters includes dozens of recipes for distilled and infused alcoholic drinks from Cossack Tobacco Vodka to Huile de Venus, Sir Walter Raleigh's Grand Cordial, Uisgebeagh and a concoction which starts with five liters of neutral spirits and four tablespoons of large black ants.

Monday, October 11, 2010

First Mask

Primitive Cultist Mask - Poplar and Rope
Another first, an experiment in mask making using a poplar plank which had been lying around the basement for a while. Inspiration was the HPL Film Festival. Not a bad first attempt, but there's a way to go before they're ready to give to people.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Painting - Now It's a Shed

Side View

Side and Front
Two gallons of Metro Recycling's "Sweet Corn" yellow paint for two complete coats. Paint is dry enough for a second coat after 1-2 hours.

The hole in the upper left corner in the side view leads to a squirrel cage exhaust fan with 1/16" mesh to keep out insects.

The shed is complete as a shed. The next phase will be turning it into a workshop. There are things like welding and metal casting which Tiel very unfairly refuses to let me do in the house. That will require electricity. It will have to wait until I hire an electrician. I'm sure I could figure out how to run power from the meter to the wiring in the building; it's worth a few bucks to let the pro do that part. My personal definition of manliness does not include electrocution.

Door and Windows

Window and Door With Trim Detail
We were going to use these two Jeld-Wen windows in the basement. Then we ran into code requirements for emergency egress. A little creative framing, caulk and some window tape, and they work nicely with the shed.

Window Security Detail
Rather than buy or build a window guard I used some leftover rebar. I had to hammer it through the holes. It's not going anywhere.

I considered a classic shed door. But we've had a door sitting on the porch for over a year, another casualty of the basement remodel. We gave it two coats of Golden Oak stain and three of Marine Spar Varnish.

Door With Sheathing



Door Framing Detail

Another Door Framing Detail

The 4x4 Strong-Tie fastener is actual 4"x4", not nominal.

A piece of galvanized steel and a hand bender provided a temporary sill.

Siding

Score and Snap
 Hardie plank was the cheapest acceptable alternative. It was also the most fire, rot and insect resistant material we considered. The main disadvantage is that it's difficult to work with. If they're allowed to sag while being carried the planks have a tendency to snap. It's also tricky to hold in place while fastening. There are special jigs which look a bit like roof jacks that hold a unit in place while it's being fastened. We did without. It is definitely a two-person job.

The manufacturer's best practices recommend a variety of fasteners attaching the siding to the sheathing and each stud every 16". Nails simply did not work. Even with the nailer set lower than the recommended pressure it shattered the hardie plank. Screwing into wood studs was fine. Screwing into steel studs, even with a pilot hole for each screw, broke the plank most of the time. A call to the company's technical support desk provided a good solution. Attaching to the sheathing every 12" and bypassing the studs worked well.

Manufacturer literature recommends score-and-snap or cutting with a specially designed $60 circular saw blade. Supposedly when it is done outside there is no need for a dust mask.

Score-and-snap worked, but tended to be a little uneven. We were able to complete the project with one $7 masonry saw blade. The amount of dust was significant. I was covered every time I sawed. A dust mask was not sufficient even outside in a breeze. A respirator really is required. Post-construction experiments with the approved hardie plank cutting blade created just as much dust as the inexpensive alternative.

Recommendation: Save your money. Masonry blades are just fine.

Trim

Trim


Most of the trim was 1x4 fastened with 1 9/16 brad nails, primed and then painted with two coats of Metro Recycling's Forest Green paint. I'm a big fan of Metro. Not only do they let you recycle household paint, hazardous wastes and electronics free they recycle paint and sell it cheap, $6-$9/gallon regular a buck more for Grean Seal Certified Premium.

Roof Trim Detail
The screws holding on the top row of siding must be protected from the weather. I routed out the bottom inch and a half of the back of the roof trim. Worked like a charm.